A frustrated Manhattan renter writes to the Middle East for some assistance: "When are you gonna stop messing around and blow something else up in New York? Not that I'm not very fond of the mighty Apple, but the rent is fucking criminal. Us not wealthy folks need a little leveling of the real estate playing field, and nothing says 'leveling' like a little C4. You know what I'm talking about, you live in some big shitty crater in the dessert, you must get upset when you watch Sex in the City."
Open Letter To Al Queda [Dong Resin]