· Gucci's Tom Ford allegedly dumped by long-time lover; spends summer designing crueler, more bitter shoes. [Look Online]
· Paris Hilton takes up shiatsu, experimentally "massaging" the "left buttock" of "actor" Jamie Kennedy at a nightclub. What can't she do? [NY Daily News]
· Trucker hats go so far past uncool they get second life as doubly-ironic fashion statements... in Los Angeles. Snicker. [NY Post]
· Cusack makes a move on Hawke-less Thurman. Christ, will the lesbian chic madness ever end? [People News]