The Emmy's may be a wee bit grim this year: the cavalcade of death in the last year includes Mr. Rogers, Bob Hope, Robert Stack, and most recently Johnny Cash and John Ritter. But even in this celebrity graveyard we may perhaps find some amusement. Speculating on the reunion of estranged Three's Company co-stars Joyce DeWitt and Suzanne Sommers at the Emmys, an anonymous Datalounge poster writes:

"This will be the first time both ladies will be in the same room in 20 years.

But Joyce has a few DEMANDS

Joyce will be billed first (as in Joyce DeWitt and Suzanne Somers); since she has longer seniority on Three s Company, than Suzanne

She will only rehearse with a stand-in

Wants her dressing room on stage left, and Suzanne s dressing room must be on stage right

Wants Suzanne s "People" to be informed that SHE will be wearing basic black

Will agree to stand beside Suzanne during the tribute, but not have to look or glance Suzanne s way."
Joyce and Suzanne to COHOST [Datalounge]