Just last week, porn theaters became legit again in Manhattan. This week, L.A.'s City Council voted that strippers must remain six feet away from strip club customers at all times, and banned "private dancing," the bread and butter of strip clubs. While we're jealous of L.A.'s sensible new six-foot no-fly zone around professional poledancers Tara Reid and Paris Hilton, we can't help but gloat. It's nice to have official proof that L.A. sucks — and evidently not at all in the good way.
L.A. bans lap-dancing at strip clubs [Salon]