· Warning: Bennifer may still be one. National nightmare prolonged. [NY Daily News]
· Fashion week report: a stoned Woody Harrelson watches model Gisele Bundchen table dance. A suit-clad dwarf, speaking backwards, beckons them into another dimension. [NY Post]
· Drunk Alec Baldwin ready to be gay. Gays toss him back. [NY Mag]
· Laid-off Star/Bonnie Fuller employees had their ages revealed publicly at termination; lawsuit planned. Fired journalists band together as enraged feminist advocacy group "Bonnie's Angels." [Cindy Adams]
· David Bowie did some drugs, can't remember anything. [NY Post]