Manhattan Henry Higgins wanted for utterly retarded California frat boy: "You get a weekly salary in exchange for being my wingman, my social secretary, my party planner, my personal assistant, etc. [...] We would throw one upscale dinner/cocktail party every week and one larger party every month. You would be very well connected in the NYC social scene (i.e., access to model parties, benefits, VIP access to clubs, know lots of beautiful people, etc.) and it would basically be your job to build my superficial NYC social life in exchange for a generous salary."
Social Secretary [Craigslist]