· Bennifer pal: "Sooner or later, they're going to use that dress and those rings." Yeah, hopefully to asphyxiate each other. [NYDN]
· David Letterman to spawn. [NY Post]
· Elton John raffles off the contents of his London house. Screaming rent boys cling to leopard-skin furniture. [MSN]
· Alias star Jennifer Garner to appear in CIA recruiting video. Will and Grace star Debra Messing to appear in interior decorator recruiting video. Cast of Friends to appear in white supremacist recruiting video. [MSN]