According to reliable sources, a rare all-staff New York magazine meeting has been called for today at noon. Evidently, a Primedia honcho will cram the entire staff of New York into one room; that room will then be shipped by cargo freight to Texas. Oh, hi-larious. Sadly, no. The entire cabal has allegedly been assembled so that the staff can be officially informed of the sale of New York magazine. Big surprise. We're awaiting word on whether there will be layoffs, executions, mutinies, or merely a lot of eye-rolling and foot-tapping by the bitter gum-chewing ink-stained girls in the back row.