· Party Monster, the story of murderous clubkid Michael Alig, is evidently a filmic horror to behold. Finally, downtown Manhattan gets its own Showgirls. [NY Post]
· Alleged war criminal Henry Kissinger parties with TV hostess and former Talk editor "Downtown" Tina Brown. We can't imagine that drinks weren't thrown at Tina's house: the political mix included a Baldwin, Lewis Lapham (whose Harper's published Christopher Hitchens' "The Case Against Henry Kissinger" in 2001), and a Gore. What the hell did they talk about all night, sports? [Daily News]
· Oprah makes Madonna cry in taping of upcoming show. Please. We all know Madge bought those tears from some third-world ragamuffin. [People News]