On Sunday, we noticed an intriguing Craigslist ad. This ad, allegedly placed by the assistant of a Manhattan-based female celebrity, was a call for men to be hired for the unnamed celebrity's on-call gigolo harem. We wondered: what sort of man applies for this position? We are pleased to report that the ad's poster was thoughtful enough to forward one of her favorite responses to us for our edification.

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Hi!!!
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>What things make you SMILE?
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>I'm 5'8" with brown hair/eyes and a slender build.
>I like to laugh and smile.
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>1. Age? Height? Weight? Length of penis(erect)?
> 40/5'8"/140 pounds/6"-6.5"
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>2. Where are you located?
> Queens
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>3. What are your hours of availability?
> Any - Advance Notice Accepted
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>4. What is your occupation?
> Human Resources Management
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>5. What is your level of sexual experience?
> I would say Moderate - but can stay hard for a long time
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>6. Are you disease free? What was the date of your last test?
> Yes. Last test in 2001.
>Describe yourself and send a picture if you'd
>like to play. I give GREAT massages and am a
>patient and considerate lover.
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>Thanks and Have a GREAT Day!!!