I spent most of my free time last week brainstorming the right word to describe straight downtown rocker guys who, although sensitive, will never become metrosexuals. Now it seems I was shortsightedly forgetting another very important New York market. A reader writes in: "Everyone keeps talking about metrosexuals, but what about the stromos? Am I the only one who has noticed all the cute gay guys in the East Village masquerading as straight hipsters? If it weren't for the telling hip swivel, a girl could go seriously astray." Spread that word, people: I want it in the OED by 2005.