A husband's impassioned plea to his mate on Craigslist.org:

"Fate has been very kind, introducing you to me. I m luckier than anyone I know. But why Fate would have introduced you to Us Magazine, I m not sure. I think Fate wants to mess with me. Maybe hurt me a little. Maybe Fate thinks I m a little too lucky. Kind of like poor Christopher Reeve or M.C. Hammer. They had it all, then Fate sucker-punched them. I understand them now. When I see you reading Us Magazine, it s like a tiny dagger in my soul. Sometimes a bigger dagger, depending on who s on the cover."
Rant: Stop Reading Us [via Anil]