· Sharon Stone ditches her husband, gets a hot new agent, and gets serious about her career again. Thank God. She's finally taking her own famous advice: "You can only fuck your way to the middle." [NY Post]
· Johnny Depp says "America is dumb." Everyone acts horrified. [NY Daily News]
· Madonna serves Britney Spears ten grand worth of bling after much-publicized makeout session on MTV. Does that make Britney a whore? [People News]