· Paris Hilton parties in Miami with lesbian love interest Ingrid Casares and child nightmare Macauley Culkin. I cannot stop screaming. [NY Post]
· John Ritter claims that being a celebrity kills. How would he know? [Enquirer]
· Ethan and Uma may finally un-merge. According to his agent, the divorce is to give Ethan fodder for his next novel. [NY Post]
· Justin Timberlake becomes McDonald's spokesman, saying of the fast-food empire, "We share the same crowd - people who like to have fun." And that's the most foul and cynical thing you'll hear all day. [People News]
· Jayson Blair: incredibly short and eating out of a bag on the street. Bad times, bad times. [NY Post]