Desperate for a job? Willing to degrade yourself in Southern California? You're in luck: Playboy TV is hiring!

"STILL SEEKING THE FOLLOWING ROLE: [NAKED WEATHER GIRL] Female, 18-25. Any Ethnicity. For the second season of our hit NEWS show, "The Weekend Flash." Applicants must be fun, attractive, comfortable working naked, possess an inherent sense of comedic timing, PERSONALITY, CHARACTER, and have a loose concept of geography. Familiarity with a teleprompter is desired. Two year contract. Salary $75,000 per year..."
Send us an email — and a slutty drawing of Latvia — if you want the casting info.