Better Homes and Husbands — snappy title! — is a book of short stories by Valerie Ann Leff, sold this week as part of a two-volume deal, six figures, good bonuses, film rights to come. According to Publisher's Weekly, "The book is about the denizens of an imaginary exclusive apartment building on Park Avenue in New York, and their various feuds and follies."

Ooo, feuds and follies! Like Dallas, but it'll be "Who shot Donald Trump?" But the important question: is Ms. Leff to be the new Lauren Weisberger — that bestselling The Devil Wears Prada author who can now afford all the Prada she desires — or is this supposed to be one of those artsy books that's, like, made up... uh, what did they call that in college? Creative writing? Fiction?
Park Avenue Stories [PW]