I don't normally read Paper*, but the September cover gave me that "come hither" look and bid me to "analyze Bijou Phillips." "Oh, what the hell," I thought. "I've got thirty seconds and analyzing Bijou Phillips can't possibly take any longer than that." And I was right. A quote from Bijou: "It was so much fun...I ended up tripping on acid and doing nitrous." That's all you need to know, really.

*yes, that was an asterisk, and not merely the shortened version of another magazine I don't read. I do, to be fair, like their daily to-do list. As with most glossies, the interns do the best work.
Analyze this: on the couch with Bijou Phillips [Paper]