An excerpt from Madonna's children's book, courtesy of the National Post:
"Your look is so this-minute," she enthused. "How can I possibly help you?"
"Oh, go on," Fiona tossed coltishly. "Actually, it's Sheryl here. We're going on a country weekend. You know, visit some castles..."
"Meet some handsome princes!" Sheryl blurted (so incontinently that Fiona asked herself again, "Why am I friends with this person?").
 Fiona and Sheryl do Gap [National Post]