A reader writes: "In the current issue of Time Out New York - page 144 in the classifieds there is a tiny ad: 'Apologize. The apology number is now open. The idea is to make yourself feel better. Apologize for anything, any-time, anonymously. FREE 212-692-0758.'" Oooohh, alright. I'm sorry I said mean things about LA...

Alright, not really.