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The WSJ's Matthew Rose: "As you see on the [right], in the first inning of a WSJ v. DJ Newswires softball game—my first and only of the season—I had dreams of making a stunning shoelace catch of a flyball while running in from right-center field. Forgot to call for the ball, forgot to look for anyone else and I suppose it wasn't a surprise when I clattered into our imposing shortstop rather heavily, resulting in dramatic bruising of many internal organs. Later, I did manage to hit a couple of dribblers that evaded the infield by cunningly hitting rocks, stones and other useful divots, and so was able to claim a .500 season average. Second time around, on a dash to first wearing stupid Euro-trainers, I slipped and sprawled, prompting the stones, rocks &c. that had helped me get the hit in the first place to embed themselves in my knee."
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