· The prom is over and the pig's blood has been splashed at Seventeen magazine: new editor Atoosa Rubenstein (hereafter known as Carrie White) fired a chunk of the staff and brought in a slew of new editors, ransacking from magazines including New York, Allure, and CosmoGirl!. [NY Post]
· Bravo's reality-dating show Boy Meets Boy pits straight and gay men against each other in a test of gaydar. Contestant "Jason" was expelled from the show, revealed to be gay — and then promptly discharged from the Navy. [Queerday]
· Full time player-hater Michael Savage, fired last year by MSNBC for outrageous — and not even funny — commentary, delusionally believes he could get hired by Fox and CNN. The networks issue vehement smackdowns. [NY Post]
· West Wing creator Aaron Sorkin considering show about the sexy druggy world behind the scenes at Saturday Night Live. [Daily News]
· "I think that we are the laughing stock of the world, with Arnold Schwarzenegger running [for] governor," [Cybill] Shepherd said. Well, yes, California, yes you are. [NY Post]