Williamsburg Invasion
Crankypants Manhattan blogger Jacob at Anti Gravity Cranberry finds his favorite dank SoNoLita (that's the neighborhood South of North of Little Italy) hideout overtaken by what appears to be a flash mob from Williamsburg: "You're probably still over there seeing who can make the most obscure but apropos movie quote. You play that game because you have no original thoughts or ideas; you're a sad depository of mildly entertaining pop culture. I know that you totally had those bootleg Slint studio tracks 6 years ago before they were available to, like, everyone, on mp3. Fuck all of you. Wait. You don't deserve to be fucked. Unfuck yourself and overdose on stepped-on brown smack you bought with trust-fund money you wannabe piece of ass no one wants."
Cheer Up Goth [Anti Gravity Cranberry]