Crankypants Manhattan blogger Jacob at Anti Gravity Cranberry finds his favorite dank SoNoLita (that's the neighborhood South of North of Little Italy) hideout overtaken by what appears to be a flash mob from Williamsburg: "You're probably still over there seeing who can make the most obscure but apropos movie quote. You play that game because you have no original thoughts or ideas; you're a sad depository of mildly entertaining pop culture. I know that you totally had those bootleg Slint studio tracks 6 years ago before they were available to, like, everyone, on mp3. Fuck all of you. Wait. You don't deserve to be fucked. Unfuck yourself and overdose on stepped-on brown smack you bought with trust-fund money you wannabe piece of ass no one wants."
Cheer Up Goth [Anti Gravity Cranberry]