The single most important battle for property ownership in the entire world is now getting sand wedged in many rich buttcracks. As we've all heard, Dunehampton is a proposed new village that essentially seizes the Hamptons beachfront from Watermill to Sagaponack. Hamptons royalty speaks up:

"'We just saw an apocalyptical cycle,' said Judy Licht, wife of Hamptons restaurateur Jerry Della Femina, who lives outside the Dunehampton boundaries but is an ardent supporter of the secession. 'We're on the downward spiral of a Hegelian dialectic. I'm sitting under an umbrella sucking my thumb, waiting for it all to go away.'"

Ms. Licht should probably get a new pharmacist. We have absolutely no bloody idea what she means but we think she's as fantastically hilarious as the whole fiasco. Hooray for Dunehampton! Is there anything better than watching sheltered rich people waste millions of dollars fighting over their tertiary residences?
Dune, Where's My Hampton? It's Seceding! [NY Observer]