· 'Phish' Bassist arrested for taking pictures of 9-year-old girl in a secluded boathouse after Jones Beach concert. The girl's father is described as a "Hells Angels leader." Whoops. [Local 6]
· Kelly Osbourne dating ugly man. Like mother like daughter. [NY Post]
· Ben Affleck's birthday party includes performance by "accused child molester" R. Kelly, and worse, attendance of professional tanner and former actor George Hamilton. [NY Post]
· Now that Sex and The City has a black love interest, the shocking truth comes out: "[T]he world [Candace Bushnell] writes about is extremely white," says star Cynthia Nixon. [NY Daily News]
· Melissa Rivers joins PETA. Mother Joan searches the alphabetized index cards in her joke box under the topics "fur," "naked," and "I'm going to disown my daughter." [NY Mag]