Excerpt from LasagnaFarm's "INTERVIEW WITH A YOUNG MANHATTANITE WHO RECENTLY PURCHASED A GLORIFIED BB GUN WHILE VACATIONING IN THE CATSKILLS":
Q. Do you think the Catskills, after being written up in New York magazine as "an A-list destination for New Yorkers who've had their fill of the L.I.E. [read: Hamptons]" is the best place to be wielding such a weapon?
A. As a steward of hinterlands blessed with "true freedom," I would expect the thrill of killing your prey before eating it for dinner to be lost on lobster roll diners in Sag Harbor. Foie gras cannot truly be savored until you're able to remember fondly the smell of dead geese, shot and then beaten with a wood club, from that morning's hunt. (Well, it also tastes great when you're totally coked out at L'Absinthe but I think that's a different interview.)
 Interview with a young Manhattanite... [LasagnaFarm]