Include:
· "I'm going outside to make out: care to join me?"
 · "Look. I hope you won't take this as any sort of 'line,' but there literally is a party in my pants, and you actually are invited. I know how it sounds . . . "
 · I walk up to the handsome smoker at the bar and say, "Can I bum a cig?" As they hand it to me...and I'm placing it seductively on my lips, I say, "Why, thank you. I don't smoke, but I wanted something of yours in my mouth!"