· Gwynnie nicknames her recent flop "View From My Ass." [Page Six]
· Mel Gibson releases a teaser (now mysteriously removed) for "The Passion" on a Christian Evangelical website. [NY Daily News]
· Woody Allen's 24-year-old son with Mia Farrow earns Master's Degree in marriage and family therapy. [NY Daily News]
· Passengers on an American Airlines flight wait over an hour on the runway for Hillary Clinton. [Page Six]