This is a slight violation of the "No J-Lo Policy" but there seems to be quite a lot of demand for it. The bad review roundup for J-Lo/Ben Affleck's new bomb of a film, Gigli:

· A.O. Scott [NYT]: "really, really silly, which is the kindest way to describe this hopelessly misconceived exercise in celebrity self-worship."
· Bunsen [Bunsen.tv] "...Speculating that the $3.8 million dollars Gigli earned at the box office came from the purchase of two $1.9 million tickets purchased by Ben and Jen."
· Daily Gusto [DailyGusto.com] "Stephen Hawking would have turned in a more believable performance, both as a lesbian and a contract killer."