Blogger Bunsen, upon reading about Williamsburg staring contests, decides to have one with actor Christopher Walken: "in a staring contest, his eyes are a literal weapon. When first we joined our gaze I felt a sensation in my lower abdomen that I somewhat hysterically believed to be my testicles liquefying. Some say his eyes are dead. They are wrong. You can't know this until you sit across from him joined in competition...Walken snapped his fingers. Verne Troyer waddled just to the side of our sight-line, wearing a tiny grass skirt and a Carmen Miranda fruit basket hat. I felt a twinge at the corner of my mouth, the birthing of a smile. But I swallowed it down as I wondered if the Mini-Me move was even legal."
Gaze dept. [Bunsen]