First, you call up Asia Argento...

Literary wunderkind JT Leroy recalls how he planted a fake gossip item in Page Six about impregnating Italian superstar Asia Argento: "Asia and I had just finished the script to The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things, and I said to her, 'I knocked you up and you're carrying my seed.'" LeRoy it the pregnancy was meant "figuratively." Page Six's Chris Wilson on getting duped: "He called me one day and said he had knocked up Asia. I said, ' Are you shitting me? I thought you were into dudes.' He assured me that he had indeed impregnated this gorgeous Italian starlet and said they were in love. Then he called back with Asia on the line. She swore it was true." (Some people will believe anything Asia Argento tells them.)
The divine JT sisterhood [Vanity Fair UK]