Reader-submitted variations of "metrosexual":
· "Metroesxual is a fine word, though I recently heard a better one: neverosexual. Here's the definition: nev er o sex u al n. a person who never has sex, generally in spite of his or her best efforts; adj. Of or relating to a person who just can't get laid. Usage: People used to think he was gay. But in reality he's just neverosexual."
· "Re: the debate on whether or not metrosexuals are just closeted queens: Yes - there is such a thing as a metrosexual as defined by the Times and others (straight guy with Barney's tastes). But - there is a significant subculture of closeted queens in this city who tell people they are metrosexual but are really just big 'mos. These would be hometrosexuals. Usage: Billy claims that it's not mutually exclusive to wear Seven jeans and be jonesing for Chloe, but we all know that he's just a big hometrosexual and that he's really got his eye on Doug."
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