The National Post's Scott Feschuk goes party hopping with Paris Hilton and lives to brag about it. Some highlights:
· Comedian Norm MacDonald repeatedly asks Nicole Richie (Lionel's daughter/friend of Paris) if "she's really black."
· "a small group of male Fox employees stops speculating about how 'awesome' a three-way with Paris and Nicole would be, and starts speculating about whether Paris is wearing any underpants. Consensus: Uh-uh."
· "Paris yells for all to hear: 'I really need to pee!'"
The lady spells trouble [National Post]