The Morning News' Clay Risen complains that American Idol also-ran Clay Aiken has given a bad name to Guys Named Clay. " If I'm lucky, he'll sink into obscurity; if the gods hate me, something really bad will happen. He ll get caught in delicto with a seal, or we'll learn that his 'body parts' are mostly silicone...He'll turn to drugs, or get a bad haircut, or release a duet with Britney Spears. Or worse, at least in the celebrity cosmology, he'll burn out ingloriously, a la New Kids on the Block, desperately remaking his image with each album until he becomes a parody of himself...I might as well have been named Milli Vanilli Risen."
Waiting for Aiken [TMN]