Jared Paul Stern, surveying the havoc wreaked by Brits in the city (Soho House, Posh 'n' Becks, etc) suggests preventative measures: "How 'bout repealing the cabaret laws but not for Brits (who can't dance anyway). Or charging them double for things like taxis and drinks at Da Silvano. Then maybe Kansas won't look so rosy."
To arms! To arms! The British are here! [NY Post]