The Illuminated Donkey's Ken Goldstein interviews the Guido behind NJGuido.com:
Describe your perfect NJGuido moment.
 "The perfect NJGUIDO moment is being in Surf Club surrounded by hot women in Bikini s with the DJ playing a club classic from summer of 1999 like Sal Dano's "Hands Up" while sipping on Ketel on the rocks in my Dolce and Gabana Jeans and Tank Top while dancing with the beautiful ladies one at a time on a Sunday afternoon in July. And this is exactly what happens..."
Special summer report from the Guido state! [Illuminated Donkey]