Various and sundry Conde Nasties react to yesterday's Conde Nast Burger Guy update:
· "I just want to clear something up. Conde Nast's 'Burger Guy' was never transferred to the pasta bar, which is gone now, anyway. He was moved to the sandwich line and then to the new salad line. Thank you."
· "I would like to note that it is probably impossible for the incident between Anna Wintour and 'The Burger Guy' to have ever happened because Anna never goes down to the cafeteria to get her own lunch. Impossible. I work there, I know."
· "Anna Wintour eats in the cafeteria. Not everyday, but often. She sits at a table that's on the right when you first walk in and kind of hidden. She does eat hanburgers and fries. I don't know what these people are talking aboutI've seen her at that table with the same old man dozens of times."
· "The 'old man' Anna eats with is S.I. Newhouse!!"
· "Of course Anna eats in the cafeteria. People just don't always recognize her. Now that she has gotten her eyes done, she no longer wears her sunglasses indoors."