· A friend of Sean Connery's on his feud with director Stephen Norrington: "If they came to blows, do you think Norrington would be alive?" [NY Daily News]
· Another "oops" email, this time, from a young employee at CAA who speaks entirely in exclamations: "Hello everyone! I just got the job I was dying to get!...the staff is really young and fun! (lots of cute boys too)...there seems to be great upward mobility (My desk is also right next to the New Music Department, so maybe I can become a rock star while I'm at it). So far I have seen Carlos Santana, Samuel Jackson, and Julia Roberts...and it's my first week!!! (Now you're reallllllly jealous). I plan on having Josh Hartnett wrapped around my finger by about December." [NY Post]
· Page Six's geographical theory of Barnes & Noble book signings. [NY Post]
· Horror novelist Stephen King bought all the tickets to a screening of "28 Days Later" on 62nd Street on Friday night at distributed them outside the theater. [NY Post]