The Non-Hipster handbook

100 Dogs has helpfully compiled a companion volume to the Hipster Handbook: the Non-Hipster Handbook. A few helpful definitions:
· Lincoln - The last name of a President of the United States Sentence: "The five dollar bill that Sarah used to pay for her Pabst Blue Ribbon had a picture of Lincoln on it.
· Bullshit - Being so untrue that if it were physically represented it would take the form of male cow feces. Sentence: "After seeing the Yeah Yeah Yeahs at the Siren Festival in Coney Island, Howie said that they were bullshit and went home to tend to his bitch and her six puppies."
· Public School - A place where people who do not go to private school go to. Sentence: "Tom alienated Sam's girlfriend when he ranted about the problems that people who went to public school have to deal with."
The Non-hipster handbook [100 Dogs]