· MTV VJ Carson Daly, roasting ex-girlfriends: "Jennifer Love Hewitt, thank you so much for being here...I will always for the rest of my life cherish the wonderful, wonderful, moments we had together. Back when you were famous...Jaime Pressly, thank you so much. Your father would be proud, my best to you, your mother and everybody at Graceland." [Page Six]
· Customs officials found stuffed pirahnas and a dead vampire bat in Johnny Depp's luggage on a flight back from Peru. [Page Six]
· Emcee Jeffrey Ross said he was honored to appear at Carson Daly's roast: "in front of all these extremely talented people - and the Hilton sisters...Isn't it ironic that two sluts would be named after a cheap hotel?" [NY Daily News]