Everyone's favorite flack, Lizzie Grubman, is looking for an intern. Job requirements include "2 or more years of college completed, basic knowledge of computers (Windows 95 + Microsoft Office) and the Internet, excellent organizational skills, and the ability to commit at least 16 hours per week. Availability to work nighttime events is preferred." It also probably helps if you look remarkably like Lizzie and enjoy doing community service.
Job detail [Grubman PR via Late Final]