The Post reports that "David Junga 31-year-old kimono-wearing, Hello Kitty-mocking make-believe rocker from Williamsburgwon the U.S. Air Guitar Championship and will represent the United States in world competition Aug. 28-29." The Post writes that he's "probably the only graduate of Phillips Exeter Academy and Cornell University who donned a red silk kimono, Chinese print pants and a Hello Kitty chest plate over the weekend." Maybe not red kimonos, Chinese print pants, and Hello Kitty chest plates specifically, but I'd say Ivy League grads and boarding school alumni are responsible for the vast majority of ironic fashion statements coming out of Williamsburg. At least the rivers of trust fund money are being spent on something that's mildly amusing for the rest of us.
Air you go! Brooklyn actor licks rivals [Post via Nuggets]