Lasagnafarm.com interviews "A SENIOR EDITOR AT A MARKET RESEARCH COMPANY, W/ APOLOGIES TO MEDIABISTRO.COM S SIMILAR Q/A FORMAT, AND A NOD TOWARD GAWKER, THEM WHAT FOLLOW THE MEDIA ELITE, LIKE OUR MAN HERE." A sampling of the interview:
Q: It seems that editors in NYC get to go to all the cool parties. Did you go the Entertainment Weekly IT List party, and who did you see?
 A: Yes, of course I did. And I was resplendant in faux pearls and black espadrilles. It was a brilliantine night. At first, I noticed the crowd was much less fashionable than I had been expecting. Lots of balding white guys with several communications devices clipped to their belts. Then I realized I was at the Technology Weekly *IT* List party. I paged my driver, Zjlgo, who said he had spotted a post-coital Jessica Simpson and celeb chef Bobby Flay sneaking through a nearby alley. We followed them to what we found to be the proper soiree, and, after a few well-placed Jeffersons, I was in the door. Staff then led me up to the Red Carpet through a bulkhead reserved for the kitchen's daily pickups of reclamed duck fat. There I was, under the sparkle of flashbulbs like the diamonds on J-Lo's Dustbuster. I waved to an approaching Frenchie Davis, but, as she stumbled on a piece of ginger shrimp that had fallen from a flap of skin behind Joan Rivers' left ear, I succeeded only in wedging my hand into her cleavage like a country veterinarian delivering a breech calf. But I had fun."
Interview with a senior editor at a market research firm [Lasagnafarm]