The Post's Jared Paul Stern comments on the Independent's report that London is more expensive than New York: "But nor are [celebrities] dying to move to London, where nightlife still lags far behind no matter what they charge over there for a taxi ride these days. There's no distinction in being the most expensive city if it's still as dull as wet socks. This has always been the main reason there are so many of the Queen's subjects in Manhattan, and the British invasion is only bound to deepen now. But if they think it'd help, we'd be more than willing to ship the Hilton sisters across the pond for a spell." We offered celebrities to Toronto a month ago. They wouldn't take them, but Europeans seem more gullible (See Hasselhoff, David).
Apple's a bargain: if you stay home [NY Post]