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LA "designer" Bobby Trendy (shown, right, with one of his more famous clients. Or possibly his only famous client) has been spotted yet again. Last night at Beigemarking, perhaps, the beginning of the end for Beige. If multiple Bobby Trendy sightings scare you, well, they should. What will LA send us next? I shudder to think. In the meantime, I would suggest that a willing volunteer find an opportunity to affix a GPS device to Mr. Trendy so that he can be tracked, and then, when the time is right, captured. We will then have him taken to Soho House where we will sneak him into the bar and then watch the place self-evacuate as members flee the building screaming, "C-list! C-list!" (If New York must have Bobby Trendy, we will use him for good, and not evil.)