· Damien Hirst, on art he never made because he sobered up: "I was going to have a pig in a freezer covered in vibrators so it looked like a hedgehog. And it was going to be called Pork-U-Pine. And I was thinking there was some great idea there - I never made it, thank God." [Page Six]
· Paris Hilton spotted shouting to near-octogenarian director Robert Evans at a party for Brett Ratner: "You're so sexy Bobby!...Bob, you're so hot right now!" [Page Six]
· Bruce Willis, on Ashton Kutcher: "We hang out. He's a pretty cool guy...I'm happy for anyone who finds romance." [NY Daily News]