From Erik Bowie's "Things I Have Learned Since Moving to New York Six Months Ago":
· Bedford Avenue in Brooklyn is a magical street where nobody has to work, yet everyone still has plenty of money for expensive coffee and guitar lessons.
· If a guy with a French accent approaches you and opens with the line: 'Do you like blow jobs?' chances are that later in the conversation he is going to ask you to give him one on the abandoned side street that he has followed you down.
Things I have learned [ReallySmallTalk]