· Courtney Love says she quietly dated Ed Norton for four years and that he'll never marry fiancee Salma Hayek because "for one, he can barely understand half of what she's saying." [Page Six]
· Paris Hilton is now supposedly dating "Girls Gone Wild" creator, Joe Francis. [Page Six]
· "Eddie Dean, owner of Discotheque and Tiki Bar, says some of the more dishonest denizens of the night have used the ban to sneak in underage ('But I was just outside smoking!'), skip out on their bill ('I'll be right back I'm gonna have a smoke') and demand free drinks ('I just went outside to smoke and someone took my drink away!')" [Page Six]
· Roger Ebert bites back at Vincent Gallo for calling him a "fat pig" by saying that he lost 30 pounds and if Gallo gained 30 IQ points, they'd be even. He adds that watching his colonoscopy video was better than watching Gallo's Cannes film, "Brown Bunny." [Page Six]
· Madonna fell off her bike while riding around Beverly Hills because she was trying to balance her soy latte on the handlebars. [NY Daily News]