Choire Sicha, traumatized by the claustrophobia of his Hamptons share, devises a set of house rules designed to preserve the sanity of its inhabitants. Among them, "It is truly best not to have sexual intercourse with fellow housemembers," "The homosexual is in charge of matters relating to taste, plumbing, and salad dressings," and "The Jews and Blacks of the house have control over the ways in which the Jews and Blacks are discussed."
Notes toward a constitution for communal beach houses [ChoireSicha]