· Vincent Gallo says he never apologized for making Brown Bunny and that Roger Ebert, who he refers to as a "fat pig" made up the quotes. Says the still quotable Gallo, "I'm sorry I'm not gay or Jewish, so I don't have a special interest group of journalists that support me...I'm sorry for a lot of things, but I'm not sorry for making this movie." [Page Six]
· 60 Minutes' Mike Wallace missed a fly ball hit into the stands at last Monday's Yankees game. A drunk fan a few rows back yelled, "C'mon, Wallace! Morley Safer makes that catch!" [NY Daily News]
· Chic Happens reports that "New York media types are fuming after being duped by a postmodern prankster who claims to represent "three top professional female fashion models who are also a top-secret Conceptual Art group." The group, called "The Three" is the work of Adrian Dannatt, who says he's famous for holding "the world's smallest art biennial" in his Manhattan apartment and can be viewed at Deitch Projects. [Chic Happens]