· Someone's a sore loser: Dogville director Lars van Trier says he lost out at Cannes because his film was "too provocative" for Cannes audiences. [Page Six]
· Chris Noth put his cell phone in the oven to dry after it got wet. It melted, because apparently that's what things do when you cook them. No one but Chris is surprised. (See Post photo, here: "Dude! Like, when you put shit in the oven? It, like, melts! Ohmygod, speaking of baked...") [Page Six]
· "On June 2, The Plaza, National Foundation for Jewish Culture awards Leonard Nimoy an achievement thing...For his 'Jewish-themed erotic photography.'" [Cindy Adams]
· Scene from the Giuliani wedding: "Giuliani's former deputy mayor Joe Lhota suggested that the nuptials needed a dash of ethnic flavor. So, even though neither of the them is Jewish, the bride and groom found themselves hoisted up on chairs. Holding onto a handkerchief, they bounced around the shoulders of well-wishers while the band played the hora. The klezmer music soon yielded to an Italian tarantella, which was followed by the theme from the former mayor's favorite movie, 'The Godfather.'" [NY Daily News]